A true story.

I 8 a sl8 on a g8 with my l8 gr8 m8 on a d8. We then went str8 to our est8 to deb8 our in8 tr8s and cr8 pl8s. Although she was ir8 it did not neg8 our f8 or make us h8. We read the gold pl8s while feeling sed8. We then chose to conjug8 and procr8. Then we talked about the number seven.

I swear all of this is true.